Funny Forex Trading Jokes – Forex Jokes

In this post, I put several short jokes about forex jokes, trading jokes, broker jokes, and stock trading jokes.
I hope you will like it.

Funny Forex Trading Jokes are:

  • How do you find a good small-cap fund manager? Find a good large-cap fund manager, and wait.
  • It was so cold today I saw a stockbroker with his hands in his own pockets.
  • What’s the difference between buying a lottery ticket and buying a penny stock? In the first case, you help finance your local community swimming pool. In the second case, you help finance the stock promoters home pool.
  • A long term investment is a short term investment that failed
  • A stockbroker is someone who invests your money till it’s all gone!
  • A market analyst is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn’t happen today!
  • Q: Why did God create stock analysts ?
    A: In order to make weather forecasters look good.
  • There’s a surgeon, an architect and an economist. The surgeon said, ‘Look, we’re the most important. God’s a surgeon because the very first thing God did was to extract Eve from Adam’s rib.’ The architect said, ‘No, wait a minute, God is an architect. God made the world in seven days out of chaos.’ The economist smiled, ‘And who made the chaos?’
  • Always borrow money from a pessimist, he doesn’t expect to be paid back.
  • “Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.” – George Burns
  • From a trader: “This is worse than a divorce. I’ve lost half my net worth and I still have a wife.”
  • My sister fell in love at second sight. When she first met him she didn’t know how rich he was.
  • The market may be bad, but I slept like a baby last night. I woke up every hour and cried.
  • Why has astrology been invented? So that economy could be an accurate science.
  • Stockbroker: What is a million years like to you?
    God: Like one second.
    Stockbroker: What is a million dollars like to you?
    God: Like one penny.
    Stockbroker: Can I have a penny?
    God: Just a second …


Igor has been a trader since 2007. Currently, Igor works for several prop trading companies. He is an expert in financial niche, long-term trading, and weekly technical levels. The primary field of Igor's research is the application of machine learning in algorithmic trading. Education: Computer Engineering and Ph.D. in machine learning. Igor regularly publishes trading-related videos on the Fxigor Youtube channel. To contact Igor write on:

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