In this post I put several short jokes that I like related to forex jokes, trading jokes and broker jokes, stock trading jokes.
I hope you will like it.
How do you find a good small-cap fund manager? Find a good large-cap fund manager, and wait.
It was so cold today I saw a stockbroker with his hands in his own pockets.
What’s the difference between buying a lottery ticket and buying a penny stock? In the first case, you help finance your local community swimming pool. In the second case, you help finance the stock promoters home pool.
A long term investment is a short term investment that failed
A stockbroker is someone who invests your money till it’s all gone!
A market analyst is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn’t happen today!
Q: Why did God create stock analysts ?
A: In order to make weather forecasters look good.
There’s a surgeon, an architect and an economist. The surgeon said, ‘Look, we’re the most important. God’s a surgeon because the very first thing God did was to extract Eve from Adam’s rib.’ The architect said, ‘No, wait a minute, God is an architect. God made the world in seven days out of chaos.’ The economist smiled, ‘And who made the chaos?’
Always borrow money from a pessimist, he doesn’t expect to be paid back.
“Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.” – George Burns
From a trader: “This is worse than a divorce. I’ve lost half my net worth and I still have a wife.”
My sister fell in love at second sight. When she first met him she didn’t know how rich he was.
The market may be bad, but I slept like a baby last night. I woke up every hour and cried.
Why has astrology been invented? So that economy could be an accurate science.
Stockbroker: What is a million years like to you?
God: Like one second.
Stockbroker: What is a million dollars like to you?
God: Like one penny.
Stockbroker: Can I have a penny?
God: Just a second …
