Funny – Forex Trading Education & Analysis

In this post, I put several short jokes about forex jokes, trading jokes, broker jokes, and stock trading jokes. I hope you will like it. Funny Forex Trading Jokes are: How do you find a good small-cap fund manager? Find a good large-cap fund manager, and wait. It was so cold today I saw a stockbroker with his hands in his own pockets. What's the difference between buying a lottery ticket and buying a penny stock? In the first case, you help finance your local community swimming pool. In the second case, you help finance the stock promoters home pool. A long term investment is a short term investment that failed A stockbroker is someone who invests your money till it's all gone! A market analyst is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today! Q: Why did God create stock analysts ? A: In order to make weather forecasters look good. There's a surgeon, an architect and an economist. The surgeon said, 'Look, we're the most important. God's a surgeon because the very first thing God did was to extract Eve from Adam's rib.' The architect said, 'No, wait a minute, God is an architect. God made the world in seven days out of chaos.' The economist smiled, 'And who made the chaos?' Always borrow money from a pessimist, he doesn’t expect to be paid back. "Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed." – George Burns From a trader: “This is worse than a divorce. I’ve lost half my net worth and I still have a wife.” My sister fell in love at second sight. When she first met him she didn't know how rich he was. The market may be bad, but I slept like a baby last night. I woke up every hour and cried. Why has astrology been invented? So that economy could be an accurate science. Stockbroker: What is a million years like to you? God: Like one second. Stockbroker: What is a million dollars like to you? God: Like one penny. Stockbroker: Can I have a penny? God: Just a second ...